Stupid questions...

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the other day i had gone out with a couple of friends to eat steak at Martins(small goankar joint in colaba)..well we reached late and the steak was over..so we walked all the way to baghdadi...the fired chicken and gravy over there is to die for...so we ordered fired chicken..and half way through the chicken one friend looks up and asks "HEY IS THIS MUTTON OR CHICKEN???"..this just left everyone else at the table myself included stumped..and this without even drinking..imagine wat would have come out  2 pegs down..

next question-everyone probably remembers that really cold winter mumbai had a couple of years back..coldest in whatever decades..well, this same fellow one day asked."HEY IF GLOBAL WARMING IS TAKING PLACE WHY IS IT SO COLD???"....

how stupid can you get

It never seems to amaze me how stupid people can act sometimes...this evening on the road there were a bunch of people campaigning for this candidate...it was a narrow road,they had kinda blocked it and created a traffic jam..there were drums, loud speakers,fire crackers, the works,as if they had already won the election...to top it off it was in front of a hospital building...imagine doing that in front of a hospital..how stupid can people get...and here is the icing on the cake-the candidate was a DOCTOR  himself...wat a dumbass...